People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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