operation harelip BJ is a go
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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