Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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