Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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