he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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