woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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