Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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