Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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