she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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