Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
