If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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