I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
3pm strippers are depressing
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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