Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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