Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I currently don't understand fingers.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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