why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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