Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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