Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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