Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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