I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I just want nice things and good sex
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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