Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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