how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I have already put on my inside pants.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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