Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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