I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I am available for nakedness
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