I must be too annoying 4 u.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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