with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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