I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I have post one night stand depression
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