I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I showed him my bush... on skype.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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