i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I puked a lego.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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