I don't think brook has ever known best
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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