yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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