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he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
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four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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