And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
