if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Dear god my vagina.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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