I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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