yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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