Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Do you still have your period?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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