wrigley field is MILF paradise
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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