I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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