Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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