Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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