that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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