When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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