And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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