I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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