When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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