People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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