Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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