I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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