We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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