I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Dick very happy bro
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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