he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I have fence marks all over my body
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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