Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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