I'll bet she douches with gravy.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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