If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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