That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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