Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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