turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Vodka?
Forever.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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