Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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