real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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